When someone tries to talk to me while I'm working...
Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you. Truth.
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
When I see the same joke on Facebook:
worldaccordingtofangirls: i am so jealous of europeans three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine except three hours away
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
punkasslouis: zayn malik isn’t the most attractive member of one direction he’s the most attractive member of the human race I honestly couldn’t have said it better.
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule Hahahahahaha v
zaynsbro: First 70 to reblog, must be following zaynsbro & must reach. Will gain 50+
first 70 to reblog
zaynsbro: must be following zaynsbro will gain 50+
That awkward moment when you get jealous even...
aintnowiifey: laugh-addict: omfg ! me ALLLLLL THE TIME
hoaran: *hits pedal* *heavy metals* *shows you i care* *rocks u* *yeah*
zaynisthe1dthatmatters: zayn and the pep boys zayn and his four valets zayn mickey pluto daffy and goofy zayn and the directions zayn and his bodyguards zayn and his harmonizers zayn and his backup dancers zayn and four chris kirkpatricks zayn and the fuzzies zayn and his shiny teeth and me zayn and his friends zayn and overzealous fans zayn and people who keep following him zayn...
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without...– John Green (via hardcore)
jmcguiness: the most peaceful member of 1d is harry bc he really doesnt give a shit he just looks hot and eats bananas No, but seriously…. It’s true.
I just realized that the word "short" is longer...
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
thisiswhiteprivilege: White Privilege is not having to put up with headlines like “Saudi Man seen fleeing bomb site” from a major news network (CBS) because everyone knows that when a white guy runs from a bomb it’s because he’s scared, when an arab does it it’s because he put it there.
charlottedreaming: I have traveled many distant lengths JUST to go to concerts. Traveling and music are the best two things, so I’m not even mad about it. Are we soulmates? LOL